hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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