I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
In America we eat man semen.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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