his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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