She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
its liver damage thursday
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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