Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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