we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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