Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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