I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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