My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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