Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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