I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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