You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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