we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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