I want to walk on stilts...naked
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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