that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
There r osticjed everywhere
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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