But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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