did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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