Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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