Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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