Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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