At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
did i just pee glitter
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I see more hoeing in ur future
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