Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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