Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
