girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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