You're a womanizer and a bitch.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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