are you still at the devil's house?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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