so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
All I want is dick and wine.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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