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worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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