She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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