Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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my poor anus
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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