Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
foreskin is a definite game changer
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
