Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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