She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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