I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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