You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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