The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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