the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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