belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Pooping to opera.
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