I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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