You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
