I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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