TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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