did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
he just fucked me for my cheese.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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