i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
this just has baby written all over it
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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