Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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