You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Your penis caused this!
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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