youre lurking in front of me
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think I sprained my soul last night
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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