how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
