Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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