still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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