I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
