she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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