I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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