i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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