She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Every concussion has its silver lining
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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