I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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